OMFG LITERALLY WHEN I REFRESHED THE PAGE SHE DELETED THIS BUT I SCREENCAPPED IT IN TIME
(via meanplastic)
sometimes my cats wink at me and it makes me uncomfortable
(via lordoftheinternet)
“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
(Source: bowdowns, via k1mkardashian)
hey yahoo just sent me a letter it says “everyone who follows you is trash for supporting your delusions of being clever and well liked. theyre all getting their blogs deleted and we’re going to kill you jim”
(via hitlersbreastmilk)
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via 1500hp)
if its for nerds i dont like it. i only like cool things because im a cool guy
(via hitlersbreastmilk)
